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6 Months FREE Lettings Management When You Switch to Pineapple Living
We're so confident you'll love our service that you'll stay longer.
We’ll fill your rooms, raise your rent, and handle every tenant & repair — so well, you’ll forget you even own the place.
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Built Selfishly for Our Own Portfolio. Now It's Ready for Yours.
You’re not just another landlord on the books to me.
You’re an investor.
…and I know first-hand what that means, and how it feels.
- The sleepless nights while the purchase is going through.
- The spreadsheets. The invoices!
- The pain-in-the-arse paperwork getting the refinance organised and hoping, praying, the interest rate is still in the same universe as the one you based your numbers on.
…Then giving a huge chunk of your hard-earned profit away to a letting agent every month.
Plus VAT.
I get it. You don’t want to manage it yourself. You’ll pay someone else.
But that sh*t’s still painful, especially in a high interest rate environment and when there’s a maintenance issue to sort. Boilers aren’t cheap!
And when the penny dropped for me that ‘full management’ is 30% more expensive than bridging finance, I knew, for me personally, it was time to approach lettings differently.
Pineapple Living was born in 2020 to make that happen.
But selfishly…not for you. (Not at first).
For us. And clients building portfolios with us to use.
We set out with a mission to create a lettings agency that actually helps investors, including ourselves, keep more of their profit.
It’s been hard. Really hard.
But we’ve built it.
Here’s what Pineapple Living is, and what it actually does.
Pineapple Living Isn’t just a Lettings Agency. It’s an Asset Management Agency too.
Let’s be real.
There’s a reason a lot of properties fall behind on market rent.
Let’s say you’re £50 short of where you should be on rents.
£5 more per room in fees doesn’t mean much to a letting agent.
But £45 a room across 10 rooms to you?
That’s £450 a month you’re losing. £5,500 a Year!
And a two-week void? There goes another £350-£400.
Boom. Gone. Blown away in the wind.
I care about that stuff.
I’m guessing you do too.
It’s the details that matter. A few days here, a couple of weeks there, it all adds up.
It hits the bottom line harder than a bull with its balls in a vice.
And that’s not the only leak we aggressively hunt day-to-day.
Just one of many that suck your ROI dry.
But then theres this too…
The lettings industry has a dark and dirty secret…
It’s built on fear.
We know. We did the lettings agency training.
“Facebook Ads, compliance checklist, book them in for a free call, then scare them with everything that could go wrong.”
Try and leave your letting agent and watch them demo this for you in real time.
Nope, not doing it, not my style.
Instead, we spent five years in the trenches, building the exact product we wanted as investors.
Then serving our own clients with it.
Polishing it, breaking it, fixing it again.
And picking up more award nominations for our investments than all the other agents in Kent combined.
We hand-picked the best systems we could find (or built them ourselves) so our experienced team spends time actually leveraging their valuable experience for our clients, not fighting cr*ppy software all day.
- We built a CRM that handles compliance seamlessly.
- We use PayProp to manage rent in a fully ringfenced account so your money stays protected and you get a statement every month.
- Monday.com to keep the team aligned and every action accountable.
- We automated the fluff so we can stay laser focused on the one thing that matters:
Increasing performance of the property so you make more money.
And more importantly… We trained our team to not just think like letting agents, but to value what investors value too so they can spot opportunities to make our clients more money.
Not: “How do we make more fees?
But: “How do we make our client’s property pack more punch in the marketplace and unlock higher returns over the year?”
That’s the difference.
It’s in how we create value.
A win-win…where you win first.
That’s why 79% of our landlords operate in the top 5% of the rental price range in Kent.
Six Months. Fully Managed.
For Free. No Risk.
It won’t be free forever.
This was as far as we could push it before our accountant’s eyebrows disappeared above her forehead forever.
…That’s when we knew it was exactly where we needed it to be.
Let’s be honest,
This is probably the best offer you’ll ever see in the lettings space from someone credible.
Slots are limited.
But here’s the thing…
Most properties don’t have a rent roll like ours.
And they don’t need a full refurb to get closer to it either.
They just need a bit of TLC.
A chance to lift a room back up towards £800, instead of scratching around with the turkeys at £675.
This is your breathing space to do that, if you want to.
Put the saving back into your own property.
Better property → Higher rent → Better tenant → More money, less stress.
Or go to Vegas? It’s your money.
(We won’t judge.)
This is us putting our money where our mouth is, a real financial statement on our part, just to prove what’s possible when you’ve got a team that’s aligned with your goals…
"Passive income. Wealth generation. More freedom."
Worst case?
You get six months of expert management for free, save a lot of money, hate it, and walk away.
But this isn’t our first rodeo. Far from it.
Best case?
You have the best six months of cashflow in your investing career guaranteed, and finally feel like you’re part of a business that cares as much about your bottom line as you do.
Maybe we teach each other a few things along the way.
And if we blow you away and you stay forever?
It’ll be for the right reasons, and maybe you’ll tell everyone you know.
Sound fair?
Now, you’ve made it this far. You’re still here with me.
So what to do next?
Click the button at the top of this page to join the Kent HMO Alliance, our free community, and we’ll pick up the conversation there.
Or just book a call below.
Here’s to your success!
